liz baillie

comics and other sundry whatnots
~ Friday, April 18 ~
Permalink

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image

(Source: hammerlock)


359,569 notes  ()
reblogged via facenodefeat
Permalink

copperbadge:

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

I once asked Mum if there were extra quilts in the blanket pantry (linen closet). She laughed for days.

(Source: iraffiruse)


220,498 notes  ()
reblogged via honeybeerevengeparty
Permalink
johndarnielle:

you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats


3,274 notes  ()
reblogged via johndarnielle
Permalink

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

Tags: lol true so very true
174,328 notes  ()
reblogged via flamingo-trigger
~ Thursday, April 17 ~
Permalink

(Source: kaible)

Tags: ugly furniture makes me laugh every time
77,420 notes  ()
reblogged via facenodefeat
~ Wednesday, April 16 ~
Permalink

sadwallader:

sadwallader:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town

(Source: modernbasedball)

Tags: lol
7,886 notes  ()
reblogged via flamingo-trigger
Permalink

huffingtonpost:

This is why Mindy Kaling is our hero. Watch the full interview here. 

"It takes a lot of effort to look like a normal/chubby woman."

So damn true.


26,826 notes  ()
reblogged via honeybeerevengeparty
Permalink

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

Tags: parks and recreation i love this episode
46,383 notes  ()
reblogged via facenodefeat
~ Tuesday, April 15 ~
Permalink

kateordie:

A new comic about how awful I am at being seductive!

Tags: kate leth i gave up on internet dating sites for this reason basically that and I hate people
1,006 notes  ()
reblogged via kateordie
Permalink

comicbookalex:

If we ever leave NYC the first thing I’m buying is a bike. The second thing I’m buying: a goat. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Tags: goats lol
34,800 notes  ()
reblogged via comicbookalex